# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file 

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 39
// 

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

return 1; # returns 1

Catch (Exception e) {
 //who cares?
} 

/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */ 

/* Please work */

//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.  

/* These magic numbers are fucking stupid. */

/* Dear free software world, do you NOW see we are fucking
   things up?! This is insane! */

/* We will NOT put a fucking timestamp in the header here. Every
   time you put it back, I will come in and take it out again. */

# However, this only works if there are MULTIPLE checkboxes!
# The fucking JS DOM *changes* based on one or multiple boxes!?!?!
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!

/* TODO: this is obviously not right ... this whole fucking module
   sucks anyway */

/* FIXME: please god, when will the hurting stop? Thus function is so
   fucking broken it's not even funny. */

# code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
    // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
    //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

// If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know
// who wrote it

// The following strings are meant to be funny.  Do not edit these strings
// unless you are funny, too.  If you don't know if you're funny, you're
// not funny.  If fewer than 2 people unrelated to you have told you that
// you're funny, you're not funny.

$you = live("free") or die("hard");

stepOff(); //bitch

Catch (Exception e) {
    //eat it
}

// This should fix something that should never happen

// If I from the future read this I'll back in time and kill myself.

// This code was written by a genius so don't try to understand it with
// your tiny little brain.

/* Every time I re-visit this function, I feel like
 * I need to take a shower.
 *
 * Don't get too used to this function, its days are
 * numbered.
 */

		/************************************************************
		*                                                           *
		*  .=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-.       *
		*   |                     ______                     |      *
		*   |                  .-"      "-.                  |      *
		*   |                 /            \                 |      *
		*   |     _          |              |          _     |      *
		*   |    ( \         |,  .-.  .-.  ,|         / )    |      *
		*   |     > "=._     | )(__/  \__)( |     _.=" <     |      *
		*   |    (_/"=._"=._ |/     /\     \| _.="_.="\_)    |      *
		*   |           "=._"(_     ^^     _)"_.="           |      *
		*   |               "=\__|IIIIII|__/="               |      *
		*   |              _.="| \IIIIII/ |"=._              |      *
		*   |    _     _.="_.="\          /"=._"=._     _    |      *
		*   |   ( \_.="_.="     `--------`     "=._"=._/ )   |      *
		*   |    > _.="                            "=._ <    |      *
		*   |   (_/                                    \_)   |      *
		*   |                                                |      *
		*   '-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-='      *
		*                                                           *
		*      LASCIATE OGNI SPERANZA, VOI CH'ENTRATE               *
		*************************************************************/

So here comes:

# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

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